Housewife Dreams.

Dream One:
I’m at a school and I see an old janitor getting into a big row with some school administrators. He also killed some people or something and caused a bunch of explosions. He somehow worms his way to become principal of the school even though he still wears his janitor’s uniform. There’s a baby he wants to get rid of and I’m stuck with it so he chases me outside the school and I slip on some snow and slide down the stairs while trying to protect the baby. 

Dream Two:
I’m in a school classroom with a bunch of kids who are a couple years younger than me. I go to the bathroom and when I come back, there’s a kid sitting in my seat. I tell him that was my seat and that all my stuff is there. He’s rude and tells me that it’s his seat now and I get really pissed and pull the chair over and dump him out of it. He leaves and I yell expletives and sit there. A chubby kid comes over and tells me I was mean and I tell him that that kid was mean to me first and that you can disrespect someone if they’ve disrespected you. I go for a walk outside and the chubby kid comes and follows me and apologizes and I tell him there’s always two sides to a story and he follows me around everywhere.