Housewife Dreams.

Dream One:
I’m reading a comic book (that may or may not actually have words in it) about a person who killed a bunch of people and buried them in her backyard. Then, in the comic, some dude comes back from the dead or is just really injured or something and finds all of her dead bodies and wants her to use those dead bodies to fix him.

Then I’m in a glass house and the comic is actually happening. I walk inside and there are wrapped corpses littered around the place. I’m in the hallway and all the way at the end, I see a very bandaged man - his entire face is bandaged and his eyes are even covered. He looks like Deadpool. I walk down the hallway a bit to try to sneak into a room but then he somehow knows I’m there and starts walking towards me. I sneak into the room and he stops at the wall right where I am. He starts walking towards me but the wall is there and he can’t see, so he walks right into it. He figures out how to get into the room and he comes in and his bandages have fallen off a bit by now and his eyes are really freaky looking and I try to escape him. 

Dream Two:
I’m on the subway with a friend and I check in on Foursquare and I get like 5 extra points because it’s my first check in on the subway.