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Two other people and I are trying to sneak into someone’s house to steal something. I pretend to be really into architecture and the couple living in the house invite us in. We go to the basement and talk about how we’re going to pull off the con. The couple comes in and I start talking about the molding on the walls and the awesomeness of the shelves built into the ceiling (which, now that I think about it, is not awesome at all and totally stupid because everything in the shelf would fall out every time you opened it because gravity exists).
Then we’re in a dark alley running and doing parkour and shit over garbage cans.