Housewife Dreams.

I’m at home and EH is over. An enormous cockroach the size of a small cat is scurrying about. EH says she’s going to kill it and catches it with her bare hands. She throw it at me and tells me to kill it. I freak the fuck out and try to stomp on it, but it’s surprisingly fast. There’s another cockroach of the same size but this one has tiny little wings on its back. EH catches it by its wings and also throws it at me.