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  • EH and I are in some weird old school building type thing and we’re alone (we think). We start hearing really terrifying noises and sneak around trying to escape the monster that we realize is trying to kill us. We end up in the bathroom and I throw my trash away in a urinal. Two women appear out of nowhere dressed in some really questionable armor. We can tell they’re seasoned monster fighters so we follow them. I pick up two knives (that are actually from my kitchen) and keep the chef’s knife for myself and hand EH the bread knife. She asks me what she’s supposed to do with it and I say “just wait, it’ll turn into a sword.” The monster busts through and it looks like the troll from Harry Potter and one of the women takes an axe and rams it in the troll’s head and neck. 

    Tagged: things trying to kill me monsters EH friends strangers violence

    Posted on September 28, 2011

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