January 2011
15 posts
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Dream One: My apparent homeboy, Mark Zuckerberg, and I are hanging out in a computer lab. We order a pizza and he wants to get on facebook so he asks me what my password is. I ask him why I would give him my password and he says I know his password (implying that his login information is common knowledge - it’s not…) and that convinces me so I write it down on a piece of paper for him...
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I’m with EH, JH, and EH’s ex at JH’s place, which is underground and looks like a Chinese apartment. She makes us lunch which is a giant plate of fried rice and noodles. She ends up eating half the plate herself. EH’s ex leaves and then EH leaves and then I talk with JH and we hug and say we missed each other. There’s a sign on her fridge that says “Don’t...
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Dream One: I’m at a buffet with two friends and I see the girls I babysit for there. I ask them how they’ve been since it’s been a while since I’ve seen them and their mom comes over and apologizes for not keeping in touch.
Dream Two: I’m in a dirty back alley and that girl Precious is in a glass box and there are bugs crawling all over her. I leave the alley and end...
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I’m in a science lab, getting my chemistry on.
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Dream One: I’m on a college campus and some evil man akin to Voldemort is trying to kill me. Instead of outright attacking me, he goes around killing everybody on campus. I get fed up and go sacrifice myself to him and suddenly become Godzilla-sized and the town looks like a toyset. I destroy a part of the town to send him a message and sit there breaking cars with my fists.
Dream Two:...
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I’m in an old abandoned building with two dude and a girl who I know but can’t remember at the moment. We have instructions from my high school French teacher, Mme. Reese, to figure out a puzzle thing. The girl has a gun and points it at me, threatening to shoot me in the knee. Before she can, I tell her how important I am to the group and run out and dive into the pool where the dudes...
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Dream One: I’m in a rural village in someone’s house. We dismantle the kitchen and put it on wheels and roll it up a hill to someone else’s house. A hillbilly drunkenly tells me that he had a kitchen just like that.
Dream Two: I’m with a guy and a girl and we sneak into a music school to practice. The girl is playing the piano, I’m sitting on the bench with her...
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Dream One: I’m dating Eric Balfour, star of the hilariously bad Skyline. We are in a ridiculously gorgeous meadow straight out of a Disney movie and end up at a beach at the end of the ocean! Turns out the world is square because the end of the ocean is a corner. I’m taking pictures and he’s talking with some chick. We leave and end up in full army garb in an army surplus store....
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I’m in a bad horror movie in some podunk town with two girls and two guys. We wander around the town and one of the guys has a twin who is a serial killer trying to kill us. We go into a B&B and sit in the lounge and the good twin is missing. Then the evil twin walks by the window and drags his hand along the glass, leaving a trail of blood. He pounds his fists on the window and we run...
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200th Post: My Most Violent Dream to Date
Battle Royale again. I somehow end up being one of the last ones standing and get into a fight with a pregnant woman. I pick up a butter knife and slit her throat and am declared the winner for round one.
I go on to round two which is in an industrial looking building with a bunch of random shit - lockers, desks, piles of boxes, etc. There are no obvious weapons around so everyone scrambles...
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In a Battle Royale-esque competition. I’m armed with a bow; there are no arrows but when I pull the string an arrow magically flies out of nowhere. I’m in a little forest and surrounding the forest are these buildings made of glass. Each building is one room and there is a person in each room. There is a girl sitting in a chair holding a cat as a shield. I shoot her in the uterus and...
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Dream One: Blaw class doing debates. We’re in some rickety old house. She tells us this last debate will determine our grade so everyone is super serious but I’m goofing off.
Dream Two: I go to Shanghai and battle sharks with a partner. We go into the water with pillows and try to hit the sharks as they come closer to us. I get back when JH gets back and the two of us and EH go out...
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Dream One: I’m in Europe with RS and two other girls who are friends of hers. RS is having troubles with her man and I tell her that she should stand up for herself and not deal with his bullshit but her other two friends think I’m wrong and tell her the opposite. I get stuck with one of her friends and we try to be nice to each other and go get lunch. I get Indian food for 8 euros and...
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Dream One: I’m at work but it’s not work, it’s an elementary school and we’re planning something.
Dream Two: I’m fighting Chris Meloni in a forest.
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Dream One: I’m reading Catching Fire by Suzanne Collins and SL sees me and berates me. I yell at him for being so judgmental and hit him with the book.
Dream Two: I’m in some basement lab and my dad and some other crazy scientists are in a test/competition. I go down to see my dad’s finished piece which is this thing that has water and the water drips off into these wooden...