December 2009
3 posts
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Of Grocery Stores and Badasses
I’m grocery shopping at a grocery store/army bunker. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Vin Diesel are helping me complete a very very important mission. The three of us are operatives in some underground terrorism-fighting organization. Later, I go back to the grocery store alone and a tall army man says something bad about Vin Diesel. I get pissed off and defend Vin Diesel’s...
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Of Corporate Conspiracy and Murder
I’m an employee at some fancy corporation. A couple of other people and I discover a conspiracy and we come up with a plan to take the company down. We’re in the courtyard putting our plan into motion but we fail miserably. 3 people get captured and drugged and stuffed into cages in a greenhouse. 2 other people get shot point blank.
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Of Attempted Murder and Hipsters
I’m leaving a club and an attractive hipster guy approaches me. He seems really creepy to me, but I let him talk to me against my better judgment. He tries to get me to go back to his place with him and I say no. He grabs my arm and tries to drag me to his car but I struggle so he pulls out a knife and slices my leg from my thigh to my ankle and then stabs me in the calf with a pen. I hobble...